How Not to Dress

What makes a man (of any age) dress like this? Didn't he get the memo about dress socks and shoes with shorts? He's lucky the hand rail protected his identity. My wife has orders to smother me while I sleep if I'm ever guilty of this fashion mistake.

Throwing My Hat in the Ring - Crowson '08

I've finally had enough of both McCain and Obama, so I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the presidency. I figure I can't do any worse than Bush, since the only place to go is UP from here. You can see the first news coverage of my stealth campaign here. Vote early and often!

Friday Humor

Ok, I realize this is a bit "off color" for the humor department. One could also level the charge that this is disrespectful to the president. However, the man who has shown virtually no respect for the U.S. Constitution, basic human rights, the Geneva Convention (deemed "quaint" by that other administration criminal, former head of the Justice Department Alberto Gonzalez), or international law, deserves only contempt from the citizens of this country. Let's not forget the words of Thomas Jefferson: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure." Unfortunately, the blood of over 4,000 American patriots has been cast upon the deserts of Iraq, yielding little. Angry Americans, their liberty and safety threatened by the Bush administration, should call for the blood of this administration's tyrants.